Monday, December 7, 2009

Does Hollywood love novelists and hate screenwriters?

Hollywood's love affair with novelists is a well-known, long-time phenomenon. Back in the day, the likes of F. Scott Fitzgerald and Dorothy Parker were wooed to Los Angeles and paid vast sums of money to write scripts. Novels are also in constant demand for adaptation into screenplays. Not all novelists view this as good (Ernest Hemingway apparently advised novelists to drive to the California border, ''and let them throw the money over the line, then throw the book back.''). But it has to be said, writing a successful novel is a good step towards getting a movie made of your work. Or embarking on a screenwriting career.

When I was in Austin in 2008, I was at a talk given by Texan writer Shauna Cross, who had written a screenplay called Whip It! based on her teenage roller derby experiences. She was unable to raise interest in it until she adapted it into a novel called Derby Girl, and then "adapted" the published novel into a script! It was released in the States in October starring Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore. 

So why the obsession with novels? Well, there's two theories. One is that Hollywood likes material that comes with a stamp of approval from someone else. If someone has published a novel that sold even moderately well, they have a publishing house and at least some readers behind them. If those readers buy tickets to see the accompanying movie, well then you may have a Da Vinci Code-sized hit on your hands. 

The other theory is that Hollywood execs are somewhat impressed and awed by novelists, whereas they regard screenwriters as being in the same category as bellybutton lint. I hope this isn't true, reflecting badly as it does on everyone involved...

I guess the way forward is obvious. Write a (bestselling) novel like Shauna Cross or Bring it On Writer Jessica Bendinger, whose novel The Seven Rays is the new Twilight. Then wait for the call from Hollywood....

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Write me a cheque for 10 million dollars!

I was at my screenwriting group last night and Jim Carrey came up because of this really funny scene he did in Fun With Dick and Jane. I once heard this story about him, that before he was famous, when he was broke, he wrote himself a cheque for ten million dollars and marked it, For Services Rendered".  This was to represent the money he would make one day. Then of course, he did go on to make many times that amount - in fact he's earned 20 million dollars for one film.

Sometimes I think it helps to have a little reminder like that, that you can pull out now and again and feel inspired by. I don't know if I'd go so far as to write myself a multi-million euro cheque, but I think you have to have some ultimate goal in mind or else you've got nothing to aim for. 

So here's mine: I want to someday write a summer blockbuster. Something that's going to have people queuing around the blocks in July to see. An event movie that gets everyone excited but has a decent plot and great characters. And so goes on to make millions of dollars and make me (and the studio) happy bunnies! Now I just need to write it. And then write a lot of other movies. And network. And make compromises, and get through them and keep plugging away....

Bring on the summer of 2015!


Monday, November 30, 2009

To plan or not to plan....

The end of 2009 is fast approaching (arrggh, how?!) and 2010 is looming. So is next year going to be the year I buy tickets to see someone else's movie or a dress to go to my own (feature) premiere? 

There's lots of ways you can look at a new year. I read Marvin Acuna's blog and he advocates making big goals and then planning the next 12 months to ensure that you meet those goals. 

And it's hard to argue with that. You have to know what you want and plan in order to achieve it, whether it's running a marathon, trying to sell your house or embarking on a scriptwriting career. And if you don't think strategising and planning are important, then it's not a career, it's a hobby.

But planning's not everything. I also think you have to run some risks, take some chances. You never know who you're going to meet or what experience is going to inform your next story. Your characters are always partly you, but so are your stories and your humour. And neither of those are going to be improved by sitting at home with a planning board :)

So here's my plan for 2010: to achieve a balance between plotting my next career move and enjoying everything life throws at me along the way....

Friday, November 27, 2009

Things I learned at the Zebbie Awards....

Went to the Zebbies Awards last night and killed off a few thousand more brain cells. When you take into account the number of nights out I had during my twenties, I’m probably about half as smart now as I was in college :)

Anyway, here’s what I learned during the evening (which was a great night out so thanks to the IPSG):

  • It is possibly to limp across Leeson Street in 10 seconds in very high heels when there are cars heading for you.
  • Screenwriters events have free pizza but no free drinks.
  • Just because a film is very old does not mean that it’s very good.
  • James Joyce’s Volta cinema was bankrupted by “Italian electricians”. No, I have no idea either.
  • David Norris once got to ask Brendan Behan a question at the launch of The Hostage.
  • David Norris is very loud.
  • Film people really like to wear black.
  • Cinematographers are big fans of radio plays….
  • Film people are conscientious types who like to go home early and get lots of sleep. By midnight the only people left were me, the rest of the screenwriting group I’m in and a few other pissed writers.
  • 4 Dame Lane bouncers don’t like men who kick bottles.
  • Or groups of men.
  • It’s possible to have a non-disastrous night in RiRa but only if you stay upstairs. Under no circumstances go downstairs.
  • It’s possible to have 8-10 drinks and no hangover (although you will end up with the reaction ability of an 80-year-old).

    Next year I want to see my name or one of my friends' names on the nominations list. Get writing, people!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Getting under the skin of your script...

Friday morning, I was up very early for a flight to Bristol. I was heading to a workshop that the London Film Academy were putting on as part of Bristol’s Encounters Shorts Festival - and Ryanair were determined to stop me getting there. Despite their best efforts (plane arrived 40 minutes late), I managed to screech up to the venue in a taxi only 15 minutes past the appointed time. 

My first impressions of Bristol: it was rainy (like everywhere else right now), it was quite pretty, based as it is on the River Avon, and people there really do talk like Justin Lee Collins. 

The workshop took place, rather bizarrely, in a conference room upstairs in a youth hostel. What sort of YHA has a conference room? Anyway, I arrived in the nick of time and joined a large circle of people comprising of me, 4 other writers, producer Rachel Wardlow from the LFA, two professional actors, a paying audience and BAFTA-winning director Richard Kwietniowski. The morning was spent with the actors reading each 2-minute script several times, with suggestions of alterations coming from the writer themselves, the audience, the actors and Richard Kwietniowski. Then the actors would read the script again with the alterations included. It was really interesting and loads of good ideas got thrown up. What was particularly good was that they asked loads of questions of your work - for example, with my script Older Woman, they asked what Jackie had been doing before Josh showed up, the relationship she had with her husband, whether Josh always dressed neatly or whether he'd dressed up to see her. They also suggested changing the last line from "Yeah..." to "Yeah?" which does in fact work a lot better. 

At lunchtime, everyone voted for one script to be acted out and filmed in the afternoon. In the meantime, we headed off to the cafe in the Watershed centre that is the hub of the festival. Located along the river, it's a large, modern building that holds three cinema screens, a cafe and bar and several big meeting rooms. I scarfed down a pie and mash - while in England, a pie always seems like a good idea...

Back for the results, Mark Shand's excellent script Cherry Cola had been voted in as the one to get the film treatment. I voted for my own, but if I'd voted for anyone else's it would have been Mark's - it's a story about a security guard dealing with a shoplifter who just happens to be his ex-partner and (possibly) the mother of his child. When we read it in the morning, it got a lot of laughs and is indeed a funny script. But as the afternoon session goes on, Richard and the actors Charlie and Emily start discovering layers to the story that weren't apparent at first glance. As the rehearsals go on it becomes, in fact, very poignant.

The actors and Richard give out advice at intervals - less is more, especially with dialogue. If an actor can't remember or doesn't understand a line, many times there is a problem with that line. Get your friends to read scripts aloud for you so you can hear which lines sound clunky.

Then they block out the scene using tables and a chair as props and shoot the whole thing from about a million different angles. It's at this point, as Richard gets Charlie and Emily to do close-up acting and they act out the same funny line for the hundredth take, that I realise for sure that I could never be an actor. How do they produce emotion on demand like that?? Then, after a satisfactory but gruelling day, we all watch the rushes. It's mad how much has been achieved from Mark's two-page script in less than eight hours.

Afterwards everyone hit the pub and I sampled some of the lovely local cider. At nine p.m. it occurred to me that I really should check into my hotel so I went off and did that, before going to a selection of naughty late-night shorts. 

The next day was more rain and more shorts. I think I saw about 21 in total over the two days and they ranged from awful to amazing. There was also a great Q&A session involving some producers, a cinematographer, a sound recordist and two writer/directors, Eran Creevey who wrote/directed Shifty and Andrea Arnold, who penned and directed the fantastic Fishtank.

The last two are completely different: Andrea Arnold started off doing shorts, Eran Creevey began as a runner before eventually graduating to doing music promos. Then he wrote and directed Shifty, the story of a day in the life of a Muslim drug dealer in London. He storyboards everything and preps in advance. She shoots on the fly and doesn't rehearse or prepare much. Her advice was: "Don't think too much about it and don't worry what everyone else thinks". Creevey says he lies in bed during a shoot having anxiety attacks. 

I got to talk to Andrea Arnold a bit afterwards and asked her if she wrote treatments before embarking on a script. I kind of expected her to say she didn't, but no, she does treatments. Her opinion was, you have to have a plan but then you can go off plan and do what you want knowing you have it as back-up. 

All too soon it was five o'clock and I had to head to the airport. I really enjoyed this short trip and would definitely consider going back next year. The pie and cider alone are worth the trip :)

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Power of Low Expectations

We're taught to expect the best - but is this really a good idea? It's an idea that's been preying on my mind since I got back from Texas, thanks to a piece of good advice I heard on the opening day of the festival. Go into this expecting nothing. At the time I thought this was a bit negative, having all sorts of selling-scripts-and-getting-an-agent ideas in mind, but I took it on board anyway and banished all these big ideas from my brain.

The result? A totally enjoyable, chilled-out festival with no hard-sells, no major disappointments, but a Rolodex-full of business cards, good advice and excellent memories. And I've stuck to it since I got back. No more dreaming about making quick sales and always thinking of the future, the future, the future. I'm learning to enjoy the present and realise that it's going to be a long road to seeing Writer - Eilis Mernagh on the big screen, so I might as well enjoy the journey. 

P.S. - this works for other areas of life too. Go on a night out thinking you're going to meet an Eric Bana lookalike (I seem to be alone in this but he's my Brad Pitt..) and get married and you are going to go home all fed up. Ditto if you're a guy and you won't settle for less than Jessica Alba with a sense of humour. But go out to have a laugh and trust me, you will. 

Embrace your low expectations and you shalt not be disappointed. There's a self-help book in this....

Friday, November 13, 2009

Reading scripts for fun, or how big a nerd are you?!

Scriptwriter might as well be script reader as far as I’m concerned! I know reading other people’s scripts isn’t everyone’s cup of tea – too much of a busman’s holiday. I met a successful writer at the festival in Austin who admitted that he never reads scripts or indeed, screenwriting books.

But I find it really useful in terms of seeing how other writers handle formatting and story structure, not to mention dialogue. I read a script every other week, usually from a website like SimplyScripts but also work by other writers in a screenwriting group. And you do learn a lot! I download both produced and unproduced scripts – alarmingly, the writing quality is usually identical and the unproduced scripts are often of much better quality!

I read one unproduced screenplay recently that set me thinking: it was well-written and had good characters. It had a good basic plot. But the story theme was not exactly one that would set a box office alight, concentrating as it did on theoretical mathematics. The writer obviously knows her stuff and cares about this script, but its chances of selling seem slim. Should she concentrate on more commercial material or carry on writing the stuff she’s interested in? I suppose it’s the eternal screenwriting question, after all, no one really wants to write shelf puppies….

Anyway, I seriously encourage everyone to check out Simply Script’s unproduced section – there are some undiscovered jewels in there!